Tuesday, June 05, 2007

the oxymoron of holiday homework is driving me crazy. i took that picture... when i went to watch my sister's performance! the DEP practical exam time. and i saw two teachers from TKGS there. hahah. and those people who were taking the exam were like so cool! you know like... they had really cute stories. like the coffin is too big for the hole (: HAHHAHA. its so funny just remembering his facial expressions and stuff.
and there was that other one. writing a book on suicide.
Chapter 1: the kiasu suicide
get knives, rope, petrol, lighter, EVERYTHING ALSO NEED!
Chapter 2: the slashing suicide
if you slash here [pretends to slash wrist], the blood will drip out. if you slash here [points to neck, chest and side], the blood will SPURT.
Chapter 3: the slow suicide
stay in Singapore.
man i wouldnt quite agree with this. lifespans of Singaporeans are pretty long! i mean really. would you die so fast just living in Singapore? i mean. TRY SURVIVING IN LIKE AFRICA OR SOMETHING.
oh and that suicide thing. hahah. so funny. at the end, the guy stabs himself in the stomach. and he dies. and he says. mum enters the room. and SCREAMS. 'AHHHHHH!' -pause- 'MY BEDSHEETS!' -pause- 'dont worry mum, no stain too stubborn to remove.'
oohgoshhh. and my sister wasnt bad either! she was spinning around a box! (: so cool right. and slapping her own hand so hard it turned red... and WOW. she's dramatic (:
and i guess thats why i love a huge family so much. theres exposure to everything! Jayne's drama, Davy's skipping, Joycelyn's track and field, or GB or... whatever else... and DANIEL'S 'AMAZING' CHINESE! (: hahah. and cute kindergarden songs (:
HoldMeInYourArms.
9:51 PM